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we are the haunted youth
katelyn • 15 • canada • tell your dad you worship satan and smoke cigarettes so he thinks you're edgy

boringbengali:

American Horror Story looks terrifying this season

desex-your-ecks:

robotmoxie:

the kangaroo freaks me the fuck out

it’s kind of a deer, kind of a rabbit, kind of a man, and it has this big pocket where i can only assume it hides all of its guns

we don’t have guns in australia. we are 100% gun free. in fact i dont even know what a gun is. i thought they were just american myths like halloween, twinkies and obama

holtarna:

lokiperfection:

What in the hell. 

That’s my secret Cap.  I’m always SSSSSSSSSSSMOKIN

spookydumplings:

"Jen, take my picture."

"No, I’m trying to watch the episode."

"But I want to tweet it."

"Misha. Stop. I want to watch the damned episode."

"But I want to tweet it!"

"Jesus Christ. You’re acting like a 12 year old."

"Will you take the picture?"

"What am I getting in return?" 

"I’ll tell you after you take the picture.  It involves your cock in my mouth."

"Fine, I’ll take the damned picture."

mychemicalcatalog:

Polaroid by Bandit [x]

mobiusnook:

gayforthewindyboy:

a-columba-livia-of-sarcasm:

sighnless:

apple-str1der:

is there a 420 in pi 

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humanity has made great strides today

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Oh look at that, 413

Literally every possible number is in Pi. Somewhere in there is a line of numbers that, when turned into an image, shows you having sex with Nicholas Cage on the moon with Margaret Thatcher looking on and shedding a single sultry tear. Pi is amazing.

loser-fish:

Today in biology the teacher asked “why do chromosomes have to stick together?” And I whispered “because they’re bromosomes” and the guy next to me just about died laughing

imploding-with-feels:

jaclcfrost:

elementary school was like “hell yeah”. middle school was like “hell no”. and high school. high school is just “hell”

college is just “what the hell”

mercedesbenzodiazepine:

I hate when you’re like “fuck it’s so hot” and someone’s like “well why don’t you take your jacket off?” Like bitch no…this is my outfit

castiel-knight-of-hell:

calliestrider:

un-leash-ing:

egberts:

*goes to a party and awkwardly follows friend around the entire time*

*goes to a family reunion and awkwardly follows mom around the entire time*

*goes to hell and awkwardly follows satan the entire time*

*goes to earth and awkwardly follows sam the entire time*

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pineappledean:

#CAUSE OF DEATH

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